{"id":1996,"date":"2023-01-20T12:06:55","date_gmt":"2023-01-20T20:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gardenvarietymusic.com\/?page_id=1996"},"modified":"2023-01-20T12:06:58","modified_gmt":"2023-01-20T20:06:58","slug":"i-fell-asleep","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gardenvarietymusic.com\/?page_id=1996","title":{"rendered":"I Fell Asleep"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">I Fell Asleep<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><br>(Mike McCornack &#8211; June 29, 2021)<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I fell asleep when I should have been writing this song,<br>And so there\u2019s stuff missing,<br>Like what it\u2019s about, and where the plot\u2019s going,<br>And most of the rhymes, like the one that goes here.<br>And you\u2019d think that my dreams would have been inspiration<br>But they didn\u2019t help out in this situation.<br>So it\u2019s probably best if I give up on writing<br>This song, and go back to my nap.<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod,<br data-rich-text-line-break=\"true\" \/>Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod.<br data-rich-text-line-break=\"true\" \/>Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod,<br data-rich-text-line-break=\"true\" \/>Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I fell asleep when I should have been writing this song,<br>And now I\u2019ve got problems,<br>Like ink on my pants and a crease on my cheekbone<br>A really sore neck, and some drool on my page.<br>My leg is asleep and my pen\u2019s on the floor,<br>My paper is crinkled and the words are a blur.<br>So it\u2019s probably best if I give up on writing<br>This song, and go back to my nap.<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod,<br \/>Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod,<br \/>Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod,<br \/>Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod,<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I fell asleep when I should have been writing this song,<br>And now it\u2019s past lunchtime,<br>And I\u2019m feeling grumpy, and hungry and drowsy,<br>And lazy and useless, and songless and lousy,<br>And ancient and stiff, out of step with the mainstream<br>Of popular culture, and what people like.<br>So it\u2019s probably best if I give up on writing<br>This song, and go back to my nap.<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod,<br \/>Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod,<br \/>Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod,<br \/>Scribble, nod; scribble, scribble nod,<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a9<em> 2021 Mike McCornack\/McTate Music. All rights reserved.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Fell Asleep (Mike McCornack &#8211; June 29, 2021) I fell asleep when I should have been writing this song,And so there\u2019s stuff missing,Like what it\u2019s about, and where the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"page-templates\/page_fullwidth.php","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1996","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenvarietymusic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenvarietymusic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenvarietymusic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gardenvarietymusic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gardenvarietymusic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1996"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gardenvarietymusic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1997,"href":"https:\/\/gardenvarietymusic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1996\/revisions\/1997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenvarietymusic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}